Terrorists, Oral Sex and Friendship

one day, bob's and jon's conversatino went to this:
bob: hey jon ar, what of one day, there was like this terrorist who has yourself, myself and your gf captured, and to save our lives either you suck mycock, or your girlfriend sucks my cock: pop quiz hotshot, who's going to suck my cock?

do you believe that jon would actually rather he sukcs my cock then his gf sucks mine? i was disappointed!

but when the qusetino got modified:either she sucks terrorists cock, or jon sucks terrorist cocks, or we die.

jon would pass the cock sucking job to his gf, i'm like: what teh fucl? she can suck terroristcock but not mine?

then we tweaked the hypothesis even further.what if george(mutual friend) was the terrorist? jon, who's going to suck george's cock now?

iremebered we left it there, and we proceeded to kickballs instead yar?

guys, this is really a questino you should pose tourself, and involve ur repsective girlfriend in the inquiry as well:
given the above scenario, who would u rather suck cock?
part (i) ur frineds cock(ii) terrorist cock(iii) terrorist was your friend cock
and for thsoe who are not attached, an alternative like mum, or sis will do as well.

[Names have been changed to protect the innocent, and the guilty]

Submitted by: Victor Wu