Terrorists, Oral Sex and Friendship

one day, bob's and jon's conversatino went to this:
bob: hey jon ar, what of one day, there was like this terrorist who has yourself, myself and your gf captured, and to save our lives either you suck mycock, or your girlfriend sucks my cock: pop quiz hotshot, who's going to suck my cock?

do you believe that jon would actually rather he sukcs my cock then his gf sucks mine? i was disappointed!

but when the qusetino got modified:either she sucks terrorists cock, or jon sucks terrorist cocks, or we die.

jon would pass the cock sucking job to his gf, i'm like: what teh fucl? she can suck terroristcock but not mine?

then we tweaked the hypothesis even further.what if george(mutual friend) was the terrorist? jon, who's going to suck george's cock now?

iremebered we left it there, and we proceeded to kickballs instead yar?

guys, this is really a questino you should pose tourself, and involve ur repsective girlfriend in the inquiry as well:
given the above scenario, who would u rather suck cock?
part (i) ur frineds cock(ii) terrorist cock(iii) terrorist was your friend cock
and for thsoe who are not attached, an alternative like mum, or sis will do as well.

[Names have been changed to protect the innocent, and the guilty]

Submitted by: Victor Wu

New line

Phone's fine now. Had to get a new line from Fido. Apparently Rogers screwed up somewhere.
So to all the denizens who have my van number, pls update it.

The Vancouver International Film Festival (VIFF) is ongoing, and we've watched 1 film so far. Or (My Treasure) is an Israeli film that really brings home the realities that women face all over the world. It's disturbing and I wouldn't say it's too thought-provoking, but the director films it very intimately and it's guaranteed to make you shift uncomfortably in your seat. This film will definitely make you feel helpless, so all you control freaks and alpha males and whatever else out there, you might be better off watching something else. Harold and Kumar, maybe. Now, that was a sublime piece of awesome.

stupid PC, stupid phone

yeah my pc nearly died last week under assault from network viruses. anyway a combination of 3 different anti-virus programs (AVG, trend-micro and norton), as well as an against-the-clock download of service pack 2, combined with some time-consuming manual virus hunt managed to bring it back from the verge of death. it works now, but still has a propensity of hanging every now and then. there're still some bad guys hiding out somewhere, but i guess they're of the relatively harmless kind...

again, XP users on networks, get SP2 before ur ass gets kicked too.

well there i was, reeling from the shock and exhaustion, and feeling the warm glow of victory after a well-fought battle, when i discovered that my phone died. no reception no matter what i tried. so i swapped sim cards with people, and to my relief, my phone was fine, but the sim card's sick somehow. i went to the nearest Rogers shop to see if i could get it fixed, but i needed to be the account holder. i'm not. said account holder isn't in the country.

so no new sim card. no working phone.

the tech gods are punishing me. why?!! WHY?!!!

maybe i need to make a virgin sacrifice. where's leonard?

if i were to give in, i'd give it up and then take a breath make it deep cos it might be the last one you get

yeah i know, when you see the title above you're all going, "oh no, emo post ahead".

and yes, it's true, i'm having one of those woe-is-me spells.

but, dear reader, you shall be subject to no more of this melancholy.

irrelevant pictures below. enjoy.

who knew i'd bother? i didn't 

cool eh? 

the crowning glory. "with removable quill pen and book." 

sam's place in dunbar. nice place. 

morning after all night risk session. world leaders are extremely affable between wars. they like to hang out and watch cartoons. 

ian and kim tossing a frisbee around in dunbar 

ALL those people are queueing to get into steppho's. it's that good! 

Outside the chicken rice place (cafe delight) on broadway and macdonald 

holy crap that's a big crab. Delicious, too. 

Ben's dad's birthday 

Open Mic night mondays at the Gallery 

Pit Night on wednesdays 

Virus hunt

XP users on networks out there, please download Service Pack 2. Save you a lot of grief, it will.

What is an Oxymoron?

Someone who doesn't know how to use pimple cream.

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Watched it a couple of days ago. Just the right amount of cheese to make a good movie.
Victor, it's too good for Tuesday.

The crib, the hood, the party

Interested? Scroll down.

room with a view. my room! my view! 

kim and sam infesting my room 

breakfast scenes. andrew at snack cupboard, joe making juice, bryn cooking... something 

akash and derek (out of frame) watching some daytime tv 

yep, putting a sign like this up in your kitchen window is considered a viable option to pull some girls. you don't believe me? see below.
(by the by, "South 5D" is our apartment address)

for those who doubted me, look what happened that night. 

yep, as crowded as phuture on wednesdays.

more evidence. ok i was kidding, they didn't ALL come over because of the sign. It took a little more organization than that.

look at the partygoers evacuating in an orderly manner when the fire alarm was pulled. no matter, though, plenty of other apartments to party in! 

akash. the party's moved to its 4th or 5th apartment by now.

that's mike the 18 year old self-employed DJ going nuts. cheers, mike. 

wreck beach. clothing optional. it's on campus grounds. ah, great country. 

i'm in a postcard.